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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

thescienceofjohnlock:

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

tsuki-bara-tenshi:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

That’s the most southern thing i ever heard and it’s so cute!

You’re more distracted than a kitten in a room full o’ yarn

I take that back.
THAT WAS FREAKING TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE!

My music theory professor was born and raised in Georgia, and got his degree from Ole Miss. Some of the stuff he says is gold. For instance, about one of the composers we were learning about, this is what he said:”That man was a musical genius, I tell you what, but he was crazier than a batsy bug.”

One of things I love about True Blood are the southern expressions.

Dumber than a box of hair.

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